If You Can Keep Your Head
2008 November 20
While all about you are losing theirs.
Surely you wouldnay want tae die like that. Imagine if the telly wiz on and the last thing his eyes rested on as his napper rolled across the room was Coronation Street. That would be worse than the chainsaw bit.
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If it were a re-run of an episode in the Derek ‘Paperclip’ Wilton & Des Barnes feud era I could think of no finer sensory experience to behold whilst shredding this mortal coil.
WTF are you on about? There is no concept of “era” in Corry. It is the same exact story mindlessly rehashed with new actors playing the same characters over and over again to make idiots feel safe and warm. Some mechanic is cheating on his wife with a fucking barmaid? I don’t give a fuck. The only thing ITV has going for it as far as I can see is that by historical accident it is located between BBC2 and Channel 4. That is how it sells advertising.
No way! The only decent characters left are Blanch & Norris.
Since those halcyon days of DW & DB I haven’t seen a single storyline about someone burying golf clubs and being accused of murdering his wife.
http://www.corrie.net/profiles/characters/wilton_derek.html
Enjoy!
I think you forget about I’m a Celebrity. Did you see Kilroy do that live trial last night? The man is a God.
And then there’s always TV Burp. What a laugh.