Comments on: Rip it up and start again

By: Maverickmcp

Maverickmcp — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 14:09:44 +0000

It’s a hellishly vivid depiction of the ‘love act’, right enough. Mormanski’s talents as a photographer really have made a marked improvement of late.

By: roochero

roochero — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 14:03:19 +0000

Had bobbles been on display the pair lassie would probably have sussed that mormanski was filming.

By: Maverickmcp

Maverickmcp — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:49:05 +0000

The Balls should have bobbles hanging from them, and tinsel round the shaft, in keeping with the festive theme.
And the inner sleeve could have a restrospective of songs about going bawdeep by prolific bore and journalist, Bawdeep Singh Kohli.

By: roochero

roochero — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 01:12:41 +0000

Christ! I jist aboot opened that at work due to the “prob” bit!

Are yees fuckin mad?

By: roochero

roochero — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:38:27 +0000

…

Bawdeep Planes – BIA
Bawdeep Me Hangin On – Diana Baws
Little Bawdeep Boy – Bawdeep Crosby & David Bawdeep

By: mormanski

mormanski — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:03:05 +0000

Not to mention great hits such as

Baw Deep Mountain High – Ike & Tina Turner
How Bawdeep is Your Love? – The Bee Gees
In Baw Deep – Phil Collins

I sense a xmas album coming on, here is an idea for the front cover (prob NSFW).

http://tinyurl.com/dcmibdfcxmas

By: roochero

roochero — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 13:50:46 +0000

Hmm, reminiscent of The Stranglers 1982 ode ‘Bawdeep’

Many people tell you that they’re your friend
You believe them
You need them
For what’s round the river bend

Some days there’s things on your mind you should keep
Sometimes it’s tougher to look than to leap

Oo-wee-oo-ooh
Better watch out cos I’m bawdeep
Oo-wee-oo-ooh
Better watch out cos I’m bawdeep

By: mormanski

mormanski — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:04:36 +0000

This reminds me of modern day bard Gwen Stefani’s poem ‘The Bawdeep Escape’

If I could be bawdeep, I know I’ve been a real bad girl
I didn’t mean for you to get hurt
We can make it better, Tell me boy wouldn’t that be bawdeep?

By: roochero

roochero — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 11:42:09 +0000

I prefer Burn’s, again entirely innocent, follow up ‘Bawdeep up yir Erchie’

The toun wis busy and the rain did fizz,
And throngs meandered doon te this wan plis;
Tae git a wee morsel o heavenly bliss,
Hey, brave Johnie lad, bawdeep up yir erchie.

Bawdeep up yir erchie, and cock it fu’ sprush,
We’ll over the border, and gie them a brush;
There’s somebody there we’ll teach better behaviour,
Hey, brave Johnie lad, bawdeep up yir erchie.

By: mormanski

mormanski — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:57:34 +0000

Ye canny beat a bit of fu’ sprush! Especially in the cock department. Must endeavor to use that phrase in conversation.

How far did ye git Jimmy?
Ah hud ma cock in fu’ sprush.
Ya dirty fucker!