I always think it’s unfair to lump all gingers in the same boat. You have some people who have ginger coloured hair but it’s normal hair, like we have. Then there the real gingers who have wiry evil ginger hair and they are rightly pilloried. It’s a shame for the former type who are unfairly victimised due the latter’s despicable appearance and untrustworthy ways.
Perhaps a quick and easy solution would be the wearing of some kind of armband, helping us to tell which is which. Or better still, an involuntary numerical tattoo on the left arm just above the hand. This would have the added benefit of allowing us to keep their numbers in check.
I always think it’s unfair to lump all gingers in the same boat. You have some people who have ginger coloured hair but it’s normal hair, like we have. Then there the real gingers who have wiry evil ginger hair and they are rightly pilloried. It’s a shame for the former type who are unfairly victimised due the latter’s despicable appearance and untrustworthy ways.
Perhaps a quick and easy solution would be the wearing of some kind of armband, helping us to tell which is which. Or better still, an involuntary numerical tattoo on the left arm just above the hand. This would have the added benefit of allowing us to keep their numbers in check.
One of the worst moments of my life was when someone mistook me for Kevin Lyon at the school. The humanity!