She’s Behind You (On the M25)
2008 December 29
Former page 3 stunna, Linda Lusardi, phoned 999 and asked to drive in the hard shoulder of the motorway because she was stuck in traffic and therefore late for …
- a life saving kidney donation to her brother?
- a human sacrifice to appease the Sun god Ra who was hell bent on destroying all human life on earth and would only stop if we burnt a big titted milf at the stake somewhere along the M25?
- a fucking pantomime?
What next? Joe Pasquale shutting down Oxford Street so he can buy some fucking shit from River Island without someone trying to kill the prick.
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A Hertfordshire police spokesman said: “The request was denied and she was given suitable words of advice.”
Presumably – “Oh no you cant!”
“Oh no you facking cant!”