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The Old Switcheroo

2009 January 21
by mormanski

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/02/01/Pasco/A_tragic_tale_is_not_.shtml

How to fake your own death.

  1. Tell everyone you’ve got the cancer.
  2. Say you’re going to a hospice to die.
  3. Phone people up pretending to be a nurse and tell them you have died.
  4. Turn up at your own funeral as your own ‘twin sister’.

Once time travel becomes a reality, I’m going to this funeral. What a laugh.

2 Responses leave one →
  1. Maverickmcp permalink
    January 21, 2009

    It’s genius. I can’t wait to reading all about Hade Goodie’s heartbroken tale of her sister’s demise in Ok! at the end of the year.

  2. mormanski permalink*
    January 21, 2009

    Cold.

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