Mr Munch
2009 December 3
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6712576/Crisp-lover-changes-name-to-Mr-Monster-Munch.html
I would laugh, were it not for the fact that I fear the next news story I will read about this character will end with the words “…leaving countless dead and many more injured and dismembered, before eventually turning the gun on himself.”
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I would change my name to Mr Salt ‘n Vinegar Squares.
If my name was C.Hunt I’d probably be looking fro a change too.
Yours sincerely,
Sir Cannybagga Tudor
It’s hard to get your favourite flavours in the middle east.
Kindest Regards,
Sultan Sheikh.
Did you make that up? May have taken 4 days but it was worth the wait.
Aye, was toying with Sultan Vinegar for a bit when it hit me. I felt a similar feeling as musicians do when they know they’ve just written a number one hit.