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Downloaded the first episode which was as gid as ye’d expect coming from Scorcese, Buscemi and one of the writers and producers of the Sopranos. No as good as that show (or Mad Men) but who knows, could get there.

Is gonna be shown on Sky when it comes to UK so I am downloading the torrents since I won’t give Murdoch any of my shilling (buying the News of the World doesn’t count, right?)

Wax

mormanski — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 12:14:36 +0000

Last night I was reading while the bird was sleeping. I was doing this by the light of two candles. About 2am I was finished and went for a piss. I returned and decided to call it quits for the night and blow out the candles. Let me describe the candles, they were the type that are in a glass. Anywhoo, instead of bending down to blow them out, I used the lazy method of wafting my hand near them. One went out but when I went to do the other one, my hand caught the edge of the glass and instantly the flame went out plunging the room into darkness. Nano seconds later I felt excruciatingly hot wax cover my stomach, cock, balls and legs. I let out a scream. Of course it was pitch black and the bird wakes up saying what’s wrong, what’s wrong. I stumbled to the light, nearly slipping on the wax covered floor and switched it on. There I was, bollock naked, my genital region absolutely drenched in wax, like I’d taken a load from a bull elephant.

She laughed for about an hour. In the morning she woke up and laughed.

It’s a real pain getting wax off hairy balls.

F*cking Gold!

mormanski — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 11:31:16 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfiZy9qnsHI

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll laugh while you cry.